Entry 36 March 11

Well hello there, i've been in this pocket of my master for some time. I am extremely bored. When my master takes me out it seems he's always in trouble. He makes me go into other people and hurt them. I really don't like it because I get this nasty red stuff all of my body. I think is should leave but I have no legs! Many people think I am dangerous and I don't understand why. It's not my fault my body is sharp, but it's my master that makes me hurt people. So If you see a man with me in his pocket than RUN!!! I'm sorry I can't describe him, but when I am out of his pocket I immediately go into someone and am blinded by that red stuff. So just watch out for me and beware of my mean master. Oh and by the way don't count on me yelling at you to run. No human can hear me. I don't know why.